God of War 2
sequel to arguably the greatest game on ps2m, g-d of war. kratos (the ghost of sparta) has just taken up his spot as g-d of war when he gets f-cked up by zeus and stripped of his powers. so now its time to get your sh-t together and take zeus down. on the way you kill yourself some more gorgons and minotaurs, as well as some other beasties like cerberus the three headed fire spittin mutt.
awesome bit at the start of g-d of war 2 where ya gotta work your way through a threesome wit two naked chicks to get bonus sh-t, decent graphics.
the second part in the g-d of war trilogy. a great game with tons of bonus features. can be played in hd (must be unlocked) which makes it look even better.
blood, guts, and extreme violence are at the heart of this game. the protagonist, kratos, has some sick swords which were chained to his arms as a result of his deal with ares (in g-d of war 1). these are versatile weapons, and the combat system is great. there are several unlockable weapons, each with separate strengths/weaknesses and styles.
the game follows this basic plot line: kratos, a son of zeus, wants to be the god of war. he goes through some trials, tribulations, and kills some bosses. eventually he confronts ares and defeats him, becoming the god of war. he then becomes the god of sparta, and hence the ghost of sparta. he appears at the siege of rhodes to make the final blow and conquer the city for sparta. zeus, however, betrays him and takes his godly powers. kratos must then regain his powers, while killing everything that moves along the way. at the end of his quest, kratos faces zeus so that he may become a god again. the story ends in the third part of the trilogy, which has yet to announce a release date.
1: how did you kill that cyclops in g-d of war 2?
2: i slashed his -ss up with my big -ss blades then climbed up his face and tore his eyeball out.
1: this game is f-cking amazing.
(later)
1: how did you just kill that kraken thing?
2: i climbed up his tentacles and sliced them both off. then i tore up his other tentacles and his face . then he fell over and i ripped his face in half with a bridge.
1: i need to play, now.
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