God works in mysterious ways
i have no idea why that happened.
yes, i realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but g-d works in mysterious ways.
an ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. it is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. when arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you’ve won the debate.
“how can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in h-ll?”
“simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him.”
“but if g-d cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? so why doesn’t g-d reveal himself and warn us about it? why doesn’t he set the non-believers straight? is our having faith so important to him that he’s willing to let millions of people be condemned?”
“uh…g-d works in mysterious ways!”
1. a variation of the phrase “g-d moves in a mysterious ways” from the poem “light shining out of darkness” written by william cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the london fog.
2. a phrase used to give hope (rarely works).
1. joe: g-d works in mysterious ways!
schmoe: hey, i know where that came from! aren’t i smart?
2. schmoe: my brother died in a car crash.
joe: g-d works in mysterious ways!
schmoe: …sucky ways.
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