Godboner


a. when you reach a point of s-xual excitement equivalent to the feeling of connecting with g-d

b. when you feel god caressing your b-n-r from the heavens above

c. when the thought of g-d causes blood to rush to your p-n-s
dude i was praying in church and i totally got a godb-n-r. it was so embar-ssing

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