Godflake
a really sh-tty person to begin with who is then asked to be a godparent by a friend who should know better. a g-dflake will always flake on the actual baptism for no reason at all. a g-dflake will continuously disappoint everyone that they know because that’s what they do. they don’t make excuses or give reasons because they don’t give a f-ck. if you encounter one of these types you won’t know it. they are tricky-like midgets-however, they never fail to disappoint.
johnny: jenni, i love you so much. i wanna have half filipino babies with you.
jenni: i’ll have your baby if you can touch that backboard.
johnny: ok. i’m gonna ask adriana and mike to be the g-dflakes. they probably won’t show up though.
jenni: yea, they are terrible people. i like them.
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