Godgasm
when an individual, usually in a religious
environment, screams and cries out to g-d during praise or worship.
lady 1: oh yes, g-d! oh, g-d! yes! god! ooooh yes!!!
man: geez, what is that lady doing?
lady 2: oh, we’re in church… so i -ssume she’s just having a godgasm.
man: oh, of course.
g-dgasm is one someone is super religious and tries to push their religion on you. they sometimes have just converted to their religion and they go from fun to prudes in one day. g-dgasms usually are party fouls.
guy 1: hey guy 2, wanna come drink with us at the bar.
guy 2: what!? no way, don’t you know i have to go to that church thing tomorrow morning?
guy 1: d-mnit your a godgasm!
guy 2: whatever, want to come to church with me?
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