godtease


it’s kind of like a d-ck tease but instead its god teasing/tempting you with something that you know you really want to do but can’t, for one reason or another.
ex: “d-mn i have enough money to buy a ton of dank weed, but with my nice professional job i can’t. man this is such a godtease.”

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