Godwin High School
one of the best high schools in the state of virginia, both athletically and academically. those who bash on this school because of the “hoes” and “stoners” are only focusing on a minority of the population and have failed to research g-dwin’s scores and graduation rate. g-dwin high school is home to one the most pleasant faculty/staff that you will ever come across. mr. nguyen is the face of the eagles.
ex1: deep run kid: chyeah dude, godwin is rank as h-ll brahhh
everyone with a brain: really, because i’m pretty sure g-dwin high school has better scores than you even without the no-fail policy
deep run kid: … f-ggot
g-dwin high school has it all:
1. money- under this category falls the preps and the druggies who literally snort away their parent’s income. these girls shop at nordstrom’s as much as i shop at walmart. the guys here dress like hobos to pull off the perfect “stoner look” which goes hand in hand with their drug obsession.
2. sl-ts- these girls are bangable… literally. g-dwin will provide you with a large selection of services.. male or female ;). highest std rate in henrico?!
3. wanna be lesbians- p-n-ses are so last year, the new fad is girl on girl action and threesomes. h-lllllll yeahhhhhh. g-dwin ladies are ladies on the streets and freaks in the sheets if ya know what i mean. virgins were so elementary school…
4. alcoholics- they p-ss their money away when they break the seal every weekend after a great night of blacking out and “what the f-ck happened.”
i wouldn’t be surprised if one of g-dwin high school’s students landed on 16 and pregnant or teen mom, but as long as they incorporate the latest designer baby bag and rock the new rock and republic maternity line they will be golden.
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