Goffe


typical emo teenager in stockholm sweden of the female gender. the male being called grunthor often found slashing her wrists or “playing the wrist violin” as it’s also referred to. camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. on any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repet-tive music in their ipods.

also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
feeling depressed? wearing black? you’re definately turning into a goffe.

goffe is not a fashion statement. its a way of life.

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