goggleface


a skier or snowboarder who has potential to be good looking with their snowboard/ski gear on i.e. goggles, helmet, hat, etc. but when gear is removed they are b-tt ugly.
jo says: “look at that guy, he looks really hot!”

jess says: “oh no, i saw him in the lodge, he’s a goggleface”
markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab
person 1: “you just got out of chem lab, didn’t you?”
person 2: “yeah. do i have goggle face or something?”
an insult aimed toward someone wearing eyegl-sses. it is often the last resort of someone who is unable to come up with a clever comeback.
“yeah? well, you’re a . . . goggleface!” – pete the viking

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