Goggles Off
a term marking the end of douche-baggery. after one has removed his or her goggles–either literally or figuratively–he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jack-ss. generally used as a word of advice.
for literal situations:
s: hey dude, i like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. it’s silly and cool ’cause there’s no need for either of those things right now!
b: yeah, i think it’s pretty cool too. you really like it?
s: no, take your goggles off, you look like a motherf-cker.
for everyday “goggle” situations:
perhaps you’re at a party…
s: hey, you’re acting like a real -ss… maybe this should be your last drink, ’cause you don’t wanna be “that guy.”
b: don’t tell me what to do! i’ll drink more just to spite you.
s: take your goggles off, man.
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