Gogurt

the last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover s-m-n. this is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after c-m.
you: f-ck man i totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after c-m
friend: well did you gogurt?
you: … sh-t… no i completely forgot
friend: well there’s your problem my friend, you gotta gogurt or go home
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to give or receive oral s-x while driving a motor vehicle.
yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!
when some b-tch slurps your c-m out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.
one time i was f-cking this b-tch and she pulled a gogurt. that sh-t was cool.
to empty the s-m-n inside a condom on a girl’s face
dudebro 1: dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!

dudebro 2: it feels great, man! did you gogurt on that girl’s face afterwards?!
yogurt that makes me feel like i’m sucking d-ck.
if i suck on this go gurt for a while the creamy prize inside just jumps out!
a yogurt that can only be consumed by squeezing it through a tube on a skateboard.
yo doodz dis gogurt is xtreme.
– f-ck a b-tch wearing a condom
–j-c-l-t- into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
gogurt, its the natural yogurt “to go”
slang for s-m-n. pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. ‘grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp’
oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!

you just go-gurted on my pillow, jack-ss!