gohna-herpa-syphll-aids
an std that is picked up from the fatty layers of the gentials of very obese individuals. this std can only be transmitted from a woman to a man. the woman will have no side effects, but the mans genitals will start to slowly rot away. starting from the head of the p-n-s, down the shaft, until it reaches the t-st-cl-s, and will then proceed up through the body slowly decaying you whole body. the only treatment is amputation
a man from alabama went to a party one night and got really really drunk and ended up sleeping with a 450 pound woman the next week he got “gohna-herpa-syphll-aids” and then lost his p-n-s, one t-st-cl-, and one leg. he is now has a prostetic leg and one fake t-st-cl- and no p-n-s.
g-d bless him.
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