Goick

a word usually used as a transitive verb has found itself as an unlikely vanguard of london vernacular. although the derivations of the word are private the implications are paradoxically large.
the verb was coined on highbury fields during a game of b.u.m.s. a favourite football game of the locals. because the b-m is the focal point of this game other acronyms were yearned for. due to the exceptional form of a certain b-m the phrase ‘goick’ was formed, the reasons, as said, private.
the word quickly changed meaning as s-xual implications ran quickly into its usage, fittingly, considering its derivation. it morphed to such an extent to be mainly used as an acronym for the transitive verb -ssociated with -n-l s-x.
however, the original meaning remains intact in b.u.m.s. vernacular, the ‘goicking’ is when the losing player is struck on his -rs- (goick) by the ball by the winning players.
lad 1 ‘did u see that bird last night, greatest knockers i’ve seen in a long time’
lad 2 ‘yes, john, you speak the truth. but her lower body wasn’t too bad either and if it wasn’t for that pr-ck of a boyfriend i would have goicked her’

b-ms player 1 ‘oh no im on b u m s, what happens now??!!’
b-ms player 2 ‘you know what happens, you bend over and we goick you.’
b-ms player 1 ‘ oh no, i’ve never been good at taking a good goicking’