going dutch
in dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.
“if you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life.”
when two partners on a date choose to pay their own respective portions of the bill instead of the man paying for it all.
i saved twenty dollars by going dutch with christine to the club.
going dutch is a phrase used by men when they are going to buy food with a girl. it is where the girl pays for all the food, and the man repays her in s-x.
tyler-“then we went to fridays after i told her we are ‘going dutch’!”
dylan-“nice bro!”
when a couple go on a date, they pay their own bills.
this is easier on the male, because men are usually expected to pay for all bills.
boy1: “yo dude, i was running low on money on my night out with cindy, so we decided we’re going dutch …. she payed her part which was $40!!! ofcourse i only spent $5 that night.”
boy2: “yeah lol, shes a fat hoe, she eats alot”
when a couple go on a date, they pay their own bills.
this is easier on the male, because men are usually expected to pay for all bills.
boy1: “yo dude, i was running low on money on my night out with cindy, so we decided we’re going dutch…. she payed her part which was $40!!! ofcourse i only spent $5 that night.”
boy2: “yeah lol, shes a fat hoe, she eats alot”
it’s the amazing feat of having a good b-lls to p-n-s ratio. it is truly the pinnacle of human anatomy.
jimmy: did you watch the world going dutch cup yesterday?
joey: yes. there were some beautiful b-lls to p-n-s ratios.
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