Going Martha Coakley
failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. a legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. refers to the 2010 m-ssachusetts senate race where martha coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default democratic seat lost to a republican.
person 1: how did we lose to the jv team?! we’re on the varsity! we should have won by 50!
person 2: dude, i know. i was worried we might become an example of going martha coakley.
person 1: g-d, i feel like such a failure. we had everything we needed to win.
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