going “on the watch”
a term used to tell your friends you have to take a sh-t when chicks are around so as to avoid embarr-ss-m-nt from the hot babes. often followed by “the way’s clear” to let your friends know you’ve gotten away with it.
ben: hey guys im going “on the watch” , (in whispers) kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.
kyle:gotcha bro… hey laura why dont we go over there….
ben: alright the ways all clear.
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