Going Snowden
to escape an area, city, country etc. when you have done something immoral or illegal. then go into hiding until things cool down and it’s safe to return. doing so may require staying at a random friend’s place that no one knows about; and maybe obtaining a new car or ident-ty.
me: hey do you mind if i crash at your place tonight?
friend: why? you know i’m all the way across town from you.
me: someone i know might’ve seen me with my side bit-h on the way to red lobster, i’m going snowden incase my main bit-h knows too and is out lookin for me. she doesn’t know where you live homie so its all good.
friends: d-mn yous a conniving nigg-, you could hide out here for a while fosho. my friend dayshawn works at a car rental place if you need to switch rides for a min so it’s harder for her to find you.
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