Going Tarzan


the use of a shamwow as underwear to eliminate the need for unnecessary stops on long road trips.
jane: yo john, you need me to pick up some depends for your drive to san diego this weekend?

john: nope. i got an xl shamwow and i’m going tarzan.

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