going to greenland
a euphemism for committing suicide. originates from the podcast “the d-ck show”, because greenland reportedly has the world’s highest suicide rate. can also be phrased as “buying a ticket to greenland”.
“i saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy’s d-ck at a party, and i’m thinking of going to greenland.”
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