going to my dad’s
1. due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. this is supposedly compensation for the whole week.
2. escape from a mongrol mother.
mom: so you take her every other weekend and i have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. sound good?
dad: do i have a choice?
mom: you do. either that, or see her an hour a week. which one?
dad: the first deal sounds like a proper “compensation”. -rolls eyes-
me: hey, at least i’m going to my dad’s.
mom: you broke the godd-mn computer i can’t f-cking stand this why don’t you move in with your father see how you like it you little brat i can’t believe you-
me: jesus. is it the weekend i get to go to my dad’s yet?
going to my dad’s sounds great right now.
1. due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. this is supposedly compensation for the whole week.
2. escape from a mongrol mother.
mom: so you take her every other weekend and i have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. sound good?
dad: do i have a choice?
mom: you do. either that, or see her an hour a week. which one?
dad: the first deal sounds like a proper “compensation”. -rolls eyes-
me: hey, at least i’m going to my dad’s.
mom: you broke the godd-mn computer i can’t f-cking stand this why don’t you move in with your father see how you like it you little brat i can’t believe you-
me: jesus. is it the weekend i get to go to my dad’s yet?
going to my dad’s sounds great right now.
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