gold dagger
a male version of a gold digger, i.e. a guy who dates a chick for her money. rather than digging the male uses his dagger to get the gold. he wants to know where the gold’s at. he wants the gold.
guy 1: dude, his new girlfriend has a beach house in the caribbean, lives on a golf resort in the states and has investment banking parents.
guy 2: he is such a gold dagger.
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