gold medaling
gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. when someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn’t even a sport
ex. 1
girl #1: geez, have you heard karen whining all day.
girl #2: yeah. looks like she’s gold medaling in the self pity olympics today.
ex. 2
bob: gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that’s all i’m saying.
jenna: look, i can see you are trying to gold medal in the oppression olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
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