gold plated penis
it means that 1: your p-n-s is popular, 2: people will try to steal your p-n-s, 3: your p-n-s is f-cking gold plated!!!!! brag all you want!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your p-n-s is covered in pee and your p-n-s hardened, 2: someone rich b-tch stole your p-n-s, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a p-n-s, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your p-n-s (duh), 5: you stole someone’s gold p-n-s and replaced theirs with yours.
remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated p-n-s: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, aka. p-n-s)=aupp (gold plated p-n-s).
-you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999… % chance to get a gold plated p-n-s when you are born.
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