goldbording
a combination of a banned enhanced interrogation technique and the very specific fetish of having a paid s-x worker urinate upon you.
goldboarding occurs when the paid s-x worker restrains the “john” and then places their used underwear upon the “john’s” face. the s-x worker then proceeds to urinate upon the “john’s” face as though he was being waterboarded.
aaron: “where did you go last night? and what is that smell?”
adam: “so… remember that bet i won last night? yeah, i got a great goldbording session out of that.”
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