Goldemort

nickname of gary schofield, ceo of gaia online. named as such because:

1. he flooded gaia’s marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. like voldemort of the harry potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.
voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. goldemort has short-term thinking with the “big bang for a buck this second, sale sale sale”, and drowning users with announcements and recolors because “buyers demand it”, even though gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

in short, don’t put voldemort that low. he has better standards.
noun.) another name for the very bald, and very creepy princ-p-l of fairfax highschool. along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles voldemort from harry potter. especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. goldemort is name math; goldfarb+voldemort=goldemort. goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged tom riddle.
student #1: “ahhhhh!!!! my scaaar!”
student #2: “chill out choosen one, its just goldemort.”

student #3: “did you hear about the new dress code?”
student #4: “oh yeah… i heard goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your ident-ty whatsoever.”
student #3: “bl–dy h-ll…”