Golden Alarm Clock
this act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. the person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up’s from the night before mouth. good morning!
“sally sue had a huge hangover and wouldn’t wake up- so i gave her a golden alarm clock…. she won’t be comming back from the bars with me ever again.”
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