Golden Deuce


the perfect p–p. meaning, there’s nothing to wipe. when one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.
i sat on the throne, and dropped a golden deuce. when i wiped, my -ss was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

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