Golden Dick
the d-ck you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her v-g-n- , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one golden d-ck for each girl in the world
ben – “alice is going on holidays next week , i think she’s going to break up with me before she leaves. we’ve been fighting a lot”
craig – “maybe she’ll find the golden d-ck”
ben – “why would you say that?”
a baseball term; when a pitcher retires the first and only 27 batters he faces by the way of strike out.
wow, i feel good today, i may throw a golden d-ck. i would trade my wife to throw a golden d-ck for the yankees.
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