Golden Earring
when you pee in your lover’s ear so hard it makes his or her ear ring
jasper: hey did you and jay have fun last night?
marty: what? i can’t hear you, jay gave me a golden earring!
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the act of playing an oboe, practicing on an oboe, or really, anything having to do with an oboe. commonly used in conjunction with the act of busking i was oboeing in the park today, and a man came up to me an asked me if i was playing a clarinet. fml.
- beaner-chaser
a person (especially a white person) who specifically flirts with and dates latinos/latinas. this term deals with races, but is not considered racist itself. john is such a beaner-chaser and can’t get enough of those latin girls.
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an interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! pr-nounced as one word, ie. pullmed-ckmategetf-cked! pull me d-ck mate get f-cked! i don’t believe ya!
- pumpernuts
t-st-cl-s on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scr-t-m. that dude is 600 pounds? he must have a b-tchin’ pair of pumpernuts! his wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.
- beau friend
a guy/ girl friend that isnt your boyfriend or girlfriend but is treated like one. a close friend that you treat as a girl or boy friend but cant be your boy/girlfriend dude she is your beau friend eventhough your not really dating