Golden Handshake
the act of p-ssing a condom via handshake between bros. most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. the handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it’s original owner.
bro 1: dan got with sarah last night… hope he used a dome!
bro 2: it’s all good, i gave him the golden handshake.
when you shake a man’s hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. this is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
john entered the boardroom and was met by brian from memphis corp. brian wanted to make sure john knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his p-n-s while offering his hand and gave john a proper golden handshake. john followed suit and extended his p-n-s towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
the act of urinating on one’s own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another
wow, bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.
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