golden opportunity
an excellent and rare opportunity
this is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.
drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning
“dude, did you bang that chick last night?”
“yeah bro, but i was so wasted i p-ssed the bed”
“did you blame it on her in the morning?”
“no, why?”
“then you, my friend, missed a golden opportunity”
a great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.
i blew a golden opportunity when i left my homework p-ss at home after deciding not to do my homework.
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