Golden Panda
a golden panda is when a guy p-sses in a girls -sshole, then, upon empty bladder, the girl gets up in a squat position and does a lap around the room, while keeping the p-ss in her -ss.
scott proceeded to execute the “golden panda” on his girlfriend katherina, who successfully completed the lap in olympic record time.
the act of punching another in both eyes and p-ssing on them during s-xual foreplay.
there’s nothing like being turned on by doing a golden panda.
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