Golden Parking Spot


when you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (see donut forking)
i got so lucky last night when i went to a party, i found a golden parking spot!

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