Golden Pussy
the golden p-ssy is a mythological artifact that some modern women are rumored to possess. to the bearer it grants the power to capture the souls of men despite all other outward features. most often these items are grated to women who are physically and/or personally grotesque.
men have been known to turn their back on all other personal comforts after mingling with this powerful object. friends family and personal wealth become secondary. affection from the host of the artifact become the one driving force in a man’s life.
“did you see that nasty looking girl with larry?” “she must have a golden p-ssy”
taylor swift
taylor swift = golden p-ssy
the golden p-ssy is a women’s v-g-n- that is valuable and is not easily attained. she is beautiful inside and out, values herself and therefore men need to work for it. possibly after the 10th date she will give it up if a man makes it to that many.
a lot of men are after her golden p-ssy, but few will get it.
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