Golden Retriever Effect
1.the golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.
2.commonly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.
1.)human: wanna play fetch?
dog: fetch?! fetch is my favorite!!!!!!!
human: wanna go for a walk?
dog: walk?! walks are my favorite!!!!!!!
human: i can’t play ball now, i need to take a nap.
dog: nap?! naps are my favorite!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)bobby: dude!! where were you last night? you missed the party!
bill: oh really? sam wanted to go to yoga cl-ss, and it sounded fun so i went with her.
bobby: sounds like a cl-ssic case of the golden retriever effect.
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