Golden Rickshaw


a long-revered and often debated act of s-xual gratification, originating in the far east, whereby a woman of oriental-descent dips the gentleman sausage of a lucky male into a pot of chinese takeaway curry sauce (alluring to the name and the colour) before using it as lubrication for v-g-n-l penetration while simultaneously reaching around to the rear of said gentleman to pleasure his -n-l p-ssage with a greased up chopstick.

the all-encomp-ssing nature of this act is said to compare to the joys of sitting in a ‘rickshaw’ and being taken far away to a better place.
“hey, did you get a takeaway in the end last night?”
“yeah man, and the lady behind the counter gave me a golden rickshaw while i waited”
“haha, nice!”

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