golden ring wash
when instead of wiping your -ss after you sh-t, you just bend your soft c-ck back and p-ss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you p-ss the sh-t off your -ss?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
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