Golden Rod
it is what the greatest prn stars name is
golden rod is not affraid to stand next anyone in the bathroom, the few the proud the golden rod, golden rod strong, hi have we met im golden roc, golden rod can rock you like a hurrican
when someone gives you a bl-wj-b when they have a mouth full of chewed up twinkie.
suzie had just taken a bite of a twinkie, and when i pointed my finger at my pelvic region, she then promptly removed my pants and gave me a goldenrod.
a middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.
his qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the vp’s daughter. he maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as “chip” or “skip.”
his skillset is major -ss kisser to people with money.
his method of operation is using his -ss-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for -ss kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can’t help it. his presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
dude, have you seen chip today? he was supposed to be on a conference call.
no dude, goldenrod is caddying for john daly in thailand this week.
1). zueses d-ck
2). while p-ssing a man gets his d-ck sucked using p-ss as lube
1). the p-n-s of the god zues
2). -dude i gotta p-ss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod
verb. as in “to goldenrod.” to pose a series of nitpicky questions about someone’s work product, requiring that trivial and inconsequential issues be resolved before the work product can be released. often such questions are scrawled on goldenrod-colored sticky flags that are interspersed throughout the work product.
i just got my boss’s comments back. i’ve been goldenrodded!
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