golden rule
whatever happens isn’t gay if it’s part of a three way.
bob and i were tag teaming suzie last night. just as i was about to nut, my d-ck slipped out of her cooch and landed in bob’s mouth. it was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.
biblical proverb “do unto others as you would have others do unto you.” ironically, it was originally called the silver rule; invented by confuscious.
it’s inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
“the real golden rule should go something like “do unto others as you they would do unto themselves.” -gamache
it’s not gay when it’s in a 3-way. not to be confused with the ethnic of reciprocity.
the lonely island song about the golden rule
never, ever, ever date your friend’s ex without permission.
“yeah, i wanna hit that, but jeff would totally call the golden rule on me. and he wouldn’t say sure anyway, because that p-ssy isn’t over this p-ssy.”
if two men are invited to have s-x with the same woman at the same time, it isn’t gay if it is in a three way.
she said, ‘i know most guys won’t freak together,’ but she forgot about the golden rule.
those with gold make the rule.
whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.
treat others the way you would like to be treated.
sarah gave me a reese peanut b-tter cup. according to the golden rule i should repay such kindness.
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