Golden Rules of Life
1. bob’s golden rule of life #1 – women get it when they want. men get it when they can.
2. fopea – females obviously prefer egotistical -ssholes.
3. the harry/sally rule – “men and women can never truly be friends because the s-x part always gets in the way.”
4. naked curiosity rule – males always desire seeing female acquaintances naked… always.
5. all availability rule – regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
guy 1: “men and women are so different. i wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour”
guy 2: “we do! the golden rules of life!”
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