golden shellback


adj. a us navy (and possibly other nations) tradition that occurs when a ship and it’s company crosses the equator and the international dateline simultaneously. in doing so, the wog, and even plain sh-llbacks must go through an initiation process; an accepted form of hazing in todays military. its should also be noted that when the dateline is crossed, you skip a day. davey jones himself as well as neptune join in on the fun as well. after all is said and done, a steel beach picnic usually follows this time honored tradition.
sailor #1- “back in the day, when i was aboard the uss forrestal during a westpac cruise we obtained our golden sh-llback status.”

sailor #2- “what’s a golden sh-llback?”

sailor #1-“you’re such a slimey wog!”

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