Golden Shower
the act of urinating on another person, usually for s-xual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. more common than a golden bath, where, during -n-l s-x, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
do you need me to give you a golden bath?
a golden shower fountain
p-ssing on someone, which from now on, should be refferred to as an “r. kelly”
only thing that make my life complete is when i turn your face into a toilet seat.
a s-xual act involving one person urinating onto the body of or into the mouths of other people.
i can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as i gets a little golden shower.
-frank zappa (from “bobby brown goes down”)
n. the act of urinating on someone for s-xual pleasure.
e.g. “last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower.”
the act of p-ssing on another used as a means of s-xual foreplay.
i asked betty to give me hot golden showers in the morning
1)to urinate on another human being for s-xual gratification, usually by somebody who’s never heard the words “personal” and “hygene” strung together in the same sentence.
“jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, john just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way.”
hot,p-ss urine streaming onto a lover.
“i like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower.”
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