golden slurpy


1) you slowly work a solid stick of b-tter into someone’s -sshole
2) you wait a few minutes untill the person can feel it has melted (during this step it helps for the receiver to lay face down)
3) once it has melted you give the person a rimjob and slurp out all the melted b-tter giving you a tasty treat
oh man i gave her a golden slurpy and it was the tastiest rimjob i’ve ever given

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