Golden Sunrise
the event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being p-ssed on.
primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.
most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.
j – “i drank d-mn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog sh-t”
r – “you think that’s bad? i got so drunk i blacked out, woke up to a golden sunrise…”
j – “golden sunrise??”
r – “yeah, basically that pr-ck kyle, his sister stacy, even his d-mn chihuahua gave me a golden shower….. as a wake up!”
an event in which an individual about to give oral s-x to an uncut p-n-s retracts the foreskin to reveal a thick layer of kn-b cheese.
p – “i wouldn’t go down on him, he doesn’t clean under his foreskin!”
r – “why, that doesn’t matter?”
p – “as long as you don’t mind being awoken by a golden sunrise.”
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