Golden Tear Award
an annual award given out to a person that skips to many events such cook-outs, basketball games, going to the bar, because he/she rather cry about it and/or their life.
dudes: we need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going… call johnny.
johnny: hey guys i can’t
dudes: wtf why not
johnny: man i have these things
dudes: click!
and the golden tear award goes to johnny!
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