Golden Trumpet


when a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and p-sses in his face.

it comes from the original term a “trumpet”, where the girl only queefs in the guys face.
friend 1: “i heard that jeff and clara broke up last weekend.”
friend 2: yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet.”

Read Also:

  • Wawrd

    interjection, agreement wawrd is a derivation of the term, word, and is used as an interjection of whole-hearted agreement. this specific pr-nunciation of the word stems from justin timberlake’s rather odd pr-nunciation of the term after being “punk’d” by ashton kutcher. -yo, that girl is bangin’. -wawrd! -you’re coming to the party tonight? -wawrd!

  • mamedis

    meaning bestest homeboy, homie, friend, buddy, pinmpin’ person who is a buddy etc. popular among coool people. a super amazing word. quite possibly the best word of all time. created by jordan mid- last years and evolved and popularly used by jordan & geoff. a popular word from where we come from. yo fo ko […]

  • manhub

    a thoroughly used lady of the night. derived from the traditional usb hub, a manhub is one who gets plugged, often. it’s about quant-ty, not quality. my manhub is broken. can i borrow yours?

  • Comacide

    an action taken by people too p-ssy to commit suicide, a drug induced comatose state. hey that emo f-ggot wasnt even intense enough to kill himself, he commited comacide instead.

  • odaxelagnia

    s-xual arousal from biting or being bitten. i have a real fetish for odaxelagnia, so bite me! no, really bite me! s-xual arousal from biting or being bitten. i have a real fetish for odaxelagnia, so bite me! no, really bite me!


Disclaimer: Golden Trumpet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.