golden valcano
first you have to stretch out your girlfriend’s back door with your c-ck or a mag flash light will do. then take a stick of b-tter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her -ss whole. while waiting for the b-tter to melt, vigurously pound her p-ssy to help the b-tter melt. once melted, slam your c-ck as hard as you can back into her -ss and watch the erruption in awe.
i had the best golden valcano last night from a guy i met at the bar!
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