goldilocks
v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is “just right”
she goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.
he was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now i have to fold them all.
i’ve never been here before, so i’ll just goldilocks until i find a sweet spot.
after all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.
1.a woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.a f-g-hag for bears.
she always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she’s a goldilocks.
(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.
phrases:
goldilocks c-ck
(n.) a p-n-s that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth
goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular
his goldilocks c-ck was well beyond average.
she l-stfully admired his goldilocks bod.
a good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.
girl 1: babe, why are you going out with him? you’re way too good.
girl 2: he’s perfect <3
girl 1: pfft, goldilocks much?
derogatory slang word used by the more refined english teachers in france. most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.
what a load of goldilocks.
verb. to goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.
hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? i left it right there!
adjective : describes something, such as an object or idea, as "just right".
jessica biel's -ss is goldilocks, yo. not too big, not to small, but just right.
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