goldmann
a m-ssive jew,
if you are not careful he will steal your gold and your personal belongings like gold and money. as a matter of fact he thinks he is hot sh-t but in reality is a loser who thinks girls like him, while in reality, he appears g-y and barely changes his appearance, just buying new shoes to attract all the boys to him. he says he is intelligent, funny, and hot, but is actually an autistic idiot who appears really g-y.
guy 1: oh sh-t it is goldmann…
guy 2: new shoes too probably gonna flirt with you later.
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