Goldons


used in refrence to any body part or decorative piece real or imaginary on a human or animal.
i went for a jog this morning and now my goldons are sore.

my dog ranaway yesterday, she came home this morning and i realized she had lost her goldons.
1. trying to hold on with gold bond medicated powder all over your hands

2. when a condom is made of gold and you put it on

3. when you are wearing a magnum condom.
“check out my gold on.”
“hey man, don’t forget to put your gold on.”

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